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Andy Merrill on CNN vs. Cartoon Network:

...any time something really horrible breaks, everybody's really serious and yelling and stuff. So I went over to Cartoon Network and it's… well… Bugs Bunny…

Interview with Andy Merrill from Cartoon Network's Adult Swim lineup on his job interview test:

And you found out it was far more important than the SATs in determining your future…

MERRILL: They were! And I found out that all the stuff I learned for all the schoolin' I had was for crap! It was all about the TV watching I did, and the comic book reading…

The most hilarious scam I've ever seen. Just listen to this guy rap. Go to the link and click on Rapper Cappuccino. http://www.insidebaltimore.com/video/invest.shtml

Hi John, I don't know why Laurie didn't invite you. Is it possible that she doesn't know your email? What is this Kristen thing you mentioned? I'm not going to the party if you're not going. I think she will invite you. Jeff wasn't even on her evite list. You know he's going to be invited so if he's not on it and your not then she probably just screwed up or something. The next time you both talk I bet she will mention it. Just strike up a phone or IM conversation with her sometime soon.

Mom Finds out about Blog
http://www.theonion.com/3944/news3.html

There is a cold distance, a divide. How to break through and not seem rude or a fool? Take it slow and things will carry through? Day-by-day conversation can reveal the truth.

Her name is Amanda, they call her Panda, she also accepts Mandy and Manda. One photo brings a smile in the search for that someone and there she is. One photo shines through all the rest and a smile carries through. My day is no longer crude.

Jordan on Appleworks one day later after purchase:

Smingers: appleworks sucks
Smingers: so i'm going to return it
Smingers: and i still can't print a goddamn thing
Jabba128: ha
Jabba128: hahaha

Chris Redman needs to be torn a new one. You know what I mean.

Jordan on Microsoft office vs. Apple Iworks:

Smingers: i'm sold
Smingers: i'll probably go buy a copy at the bookstore tomorrow
Smingers: fuck this office bullshizzle
Smingers: did i just say that?
Jabba128: yes you did
Smingers: man i suck
Smingers: i've beenstaring at this computer far too long

Howdy my peoples. "Much of the action in Zion consists of legislative hearings held by ponderous middle-aged counselors dressed not in snazzy leather but in canvas smocks. (Cornel West, the poster boy for dreary academism, plays one of them.) This lends the proceedings a neo-medieval vibe that is totally out of keeping with the original Matrix but weirdly, grimly familiar from other sci-fi franchises." Poor, poor Matrix. I liked Reloaded the first two times. Now I can't listen to a word of that "I believe" shit. Hey somebody with the reloaded dvd go ahead and count how many times they say "I believe." I haven't gone to see Revolutions yet but I don't even want to fathom how many times they say that crap. I'll probably end up seeing it anyway even though I hear it sucks. Matinee sounds fine.